…Through His Ten Commandments1. You shall have no other gods before Me except my consorts the Queen of Lies, the King of Hypocrisy, the Jester of Greed and the Demon of Deceit.
2. You shall not make any image of my creations except Money which you shall worship as if it where Me.
3. You shall not take My name in vain except to win arguments solidifying gains against fair, honest and truthful people who are not one of Us and whom we both Hate.
4. I so designate all days as Sabbath days so you shall labor to lie, deceive and steal from those less-fortunate than yourself every day, all year so that you may enjoy the material riches of Our work together.
5. Honor your father and mother for they may leave to you great riches from insurance and from their estate and other worldly possessions when they die. Compassion is worthless except when used to cover your true intent. Materialism is everything and is My great gift to you for your service to Me.
6. You shall not murder nor be the one responsible for murder except the murder of those who are not one of Us, refuse to be one of Us, refuse to pay tribute to Us or who would stand in the way of you making great gains from your business, corporate and religious investments.
7. You shall not commit adultery unless you feel you can do it without losing your elected office. But even then fear not, My Dishonest and Hypocritical Supporters both in and out of The Media will labor to protect you using These Commandments unless you are not one of Us.
8. You shall not steal or ruin the lives of others unless you are in elected government employ, corporate executive chairmanship, on The Board, a member of Wall Street investment banking or any big business endeavor such as Churches, Synagogues, Mosques and the Military-Industrial Complex where material gains can be had from stealing and the ruination of those who are not Us.
9. You shall not bear false witness against your neighbor unless he is not one of Us.
10. You shall not covet your neighbor’s house and you shall not covet your neighbor’s wife, nor his children, nor his manservant, nor his maidservant, nor his automobiles, nor his Investment Portfolio, nor anything that is your neighbor’s unless you can take these for yourself using My Commandments, herein.